1. The best way to know when your asparagus is done is when you’re bored and don’t want to wait to eat it.
2. Breast cancer is a made of suck disease that attacks one of my very favourite organs of ladies.
3. Albert Einstien was a Physicist. Not a quotation…
Tyler gets people’s attention with the fuck shit then hits them with the shapow.
i find it really angering that abusive friendships aren’t addressed as much as abusive relationships. they’re both very much alike, horrible, and do a great deal of damage. its hard to talk to someone about leaving an abusive friend and feel like you’re being taken seriously
Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced
even if i fucking hate you i won’t send you anon hate because my parents didn’t raise me in the jungle
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
shuts your mouth with my mouth because damn youre gorgeous